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Happy quotes sayings time quotes. I might be annoying but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie. “the secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” —lucille ball.

Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.

Best of funny inspirational quotes. Sometimes when i close my eyes i can’t see. Easy to read the list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken.

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. 12th of 60 funny motivational quotes.

“The Secret Of Staying Young Is To Live Honestly, Eat Slowly, And Lie About Your Age.” —Lucille Ball.

“a clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”. But when you fart just one time. Check out these funny sayings from inspiring personalities.

My Bed Is A Magical Place Where I Suddenly Remember Everything I Forgot To Do.

There are only three things that women need in life: I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning i will be sober and you will still. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

I found there was only one way to look thin: You have to go after it with a club. Rule #1 i’m always right.